Mortalax

Mortalax is the bodega’s laxative, logged by Jeeves Williams’ brand review against MiraLAX and the wider over the counter laxative aisle. His video pronounces it Mortillax, but the corrected spreadsheet spelling puts mortality right in the product name.

That gallows reading is the whole gag: a gentle overnight remedy named like a memento mori. It sits alongside Flacibo and Rolladol in a medicine run where every label is a small threat.