Mallo

Mallo sits in the imported premium lager slot of the Extended Look bodega, green bottle and all. The frame is brief and slightly soft, which is why the brand review community is split on whether the label reads Mallo or Mailó. Either way, the packaging language is unmistakably Heineken shaped.

If the Mailó reading holds, the name puns on a Chinese phrase for barley brew. If Mallo holds, it is Spanish adjacent nonsense that sounds like a mallet, which suits a product designed to get you hammered. Rockstar wins either way.