Pißwasser Nein

Pisswasser needs no introduction, but the Nein label deserves one. This is the zero alcohol version of the series’ proudest terrible beer, and it sat in frame during the very first trailer’s convenience store robbery before turning up again on the Extended Look bodega shelves. Non alcoholic Pisswasser is, of course, just water twice over, which is exactly the kind of joke Rockstar builds a label for.

The parent brand has run through every HD era game since GTA IV, and frame analysts including Jeeves Williams’ brand review flagged the Nein cans as a straight return from GTA Online. It shelves alongside newcomers like Dreich and Lavazas in Vice City’s coolers.